 Ever wanted my name on a blanket with my emotes too? Well, here you go!

AlexGuyThing-The Blanket

 Don't like Mayo, especially on your phone? Buy this!

No Mayo Samsung Phone Case

 Don't like mayo, and your iPhone? Here you go!

 Now made with Slick-P! Stick it anywhere you want! (Not responsible for where you stick it though.)

 Made with Slick-P! You can drink stuff out of it! 

 If you don't stick this on your toilet, I'll be upset.

Why not grab a comfy hoodie with your favorite little Monster on it?!

 Now you can sip on some too!!!
(Sip responsibly.)

 If you have a bottle you like, slap this on it! Make it a place where you can sip some too!!! (Sip on some responsibly.)

Everyone should be treated as a person, as well as drink like a person!

 Everyone should be treated as a person. Slap this on something to show support!

 Don't like mayo? This is the hat for you!

 Gross, but funny. this hat will make you warm.

 Looks like you need to be on the go...Take this!

 Everyone should be treated as a person. Wear this shirt to show you care about everyone! 

Everyone should be treated as a person. Grab one of these to show you care about everyone! 

 Saw Con what? SAW CON DEEZ NUTZ! Get it while they last!