Tiny Clown Zipup Hoody

Assorted Stickers

 Aaaugh why did I recreate the background using basic shapes instead of importing a screenshot whyyyyy

Spinning Mug

 You may not be able to wear *your* heart on your sleeve, but with enough Determination, perhaps you can wear mine.

SOUL Zipper Hoody

My beautiful [heart] on a mousepad!

Deals so good I'll [$*%&] myself!

SOUL Mousepad

Computer mice don't need to eat, but if you wave the mouse over this mouse pad, maybe you can pretend it's eating the bread.

Bread Mousepad

 Finally a deskmat that won't break the bank!

Perfect for card games or.... uh... s-snack time? I've never had a deskmat, I'm not actually sure what these do.

Bread Deskmat

 Now you too can put bowls of ramen *directly* on my SOUL. And no one will think it is weird.

Your darkest dreams, finally they become reality!

SOUL Deskmat

Bored and waiting for something to do? Why not use this decorative deskmat to ramble incoherently about Deltarune's Weirdest Conspiracy Theory?

Now with even more [eye searing content!] Wowie!

Spamton is a Cat Deskmat

 Will this mug add DETERMINATION to your [insert beverage here]? Probably not! 

But I feel like all coffee mugs need the words, "wake up and taste the pain," on them so I'm printing it anyway.

SOUL Mug

 This mug may not taste like bread on the inside, but on the outside...

It still just tastes like ceramic... sorry...

Bread Mug

 Exactly as it appeared in the video. Probably!

I can't actually afford one of these, I'm just kinda taking the fact that it will come out alright on faith at this point.

Spamton is a Cat Mousepad

For every hoody you buy I get like.... 10 cents!

Dats cheaper than a loaf of bread!

Bread Now Zipper Hoody

Dats a lot of spamtons.

I better grab one before I get a cease-and-desist, or something! Haha- ̶p̶l̶e̶a̶s̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶m̶e̶r̶c̶y̶

Element 6 Mug (Now with extra puppets!)

By popular demand, now you can declare your preference for This Bread over all other breads!

I dunno tho, pumpkin bread is pretty hard to beat.

Number 1 Rated Bread

Future Me Stickers

Future Me Pain Stickers

 For when you want to cosplay as a very cool devilish creature.

Dark Wizard Stickers

 This mousepad is extra purᴘʟe and spooky! G𝚎t it wh̠ile it lasts!

Spooky Mousepad

 It's getting pretty chilly outside. Stay warm with this Halloween flavored placemat!

...wait that's not how placemats work... Why did I make this?

Spooky Deskmat

For when the black winds of despair are howling.

Magic Winds Mug

YOU DEMANDED MORE CRAZY DEALS, SO HERE THEY ARE!

THESE ARE THE EXPENSIVE STICKERS FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DONATE WITHOUT DEALING WITH DONATION BUTTON!! ALSO STICKERS!! WOWIE!!!

NEW AND IMPROVED OUTLINE FOR JEVIL SCYTHE! HOLY CUNGADERO THESE_

The Donate Button For [UNHINGED] People (NEW!)

 Consolation Prize blanket! As cheap as I can make it so you don't freeze to death!

Stay Warm Minky Blanket

A perfectly normal clown shirt.

Why doesn't it come in Lavender? Uhhh I... I looked for hours guys, I can't find any way to get these in lavender. D:

Double-SidedClown Tshirt

A perfectly normal clown hoody. You wish it came in lavender. 

Clown Hoody

Somehow, even the women's section does not have lavender.

Less Rectangular Clown Shirt

SOUL Tshirt

 Now I know what your thinking.. is it really worth stocking the same shirt twice just to have slightly different options regarding colors and double-sidedness?

I dunno! Let's find out!

Clown Shirt

 Can you imagine how great this would look in a dark green?

Stream-elements man.... they need more colors.

SOUL Pull Over Hoody

Let me warm your [heart shaped object] with this long sleeved shirt.

Now in five [sickening] colors!

Long Sleeve SOUL shirt

Are you Bread now? Tell the world with this Tshirt for [$19.99.99.9999999]

Bread Now T-shirt

 This one comes in yellow for some reason!

For... extra... bread flavor I guess?!?!

Bread Now Hoody

 Confuse your foes with this baffling piece of armor that gives a +1 to your (???) Defense!

Entropic Bakery

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