pride

This mug is perfect for those of you who hate society. Not only will you be the coolest (though several may beg to differ) kid on the block, but you also get the peace of mind that people think you're funny.

Scootciety Mug

Ever wanted people to stare at you for poor lifestyle choices? Well, do I have the t-shirt for you! Not only that, but you're sure to score a date wearing this!!* (*Date guarantee not included in purchase.)

Scootciety Tee

Ever wanted people to stare at you for poor lifestyle choices? Well, do I have the hoodie for you! Not only that, but you're sure to score a date wearing this!!* (*Date guarantee not included in purchase.)

Scootciety Hoodie

Want a nostalgic throwback? Well, have I got the mug for you! Featuring the very, non-distinctive logo with your favourite chaotic, genderless gremlin's name scrawled across it!

Scooter Star Mug

Have money? Hate saving it? Then this is the perfect garbage for you! Made from only the finest trash, adorned in the highest quality cringe, comes the blanket of your dreams! The new Live, Laugh, Love of the modern age!

Scblanket

Have money? Hate saving it? Then this is the perfect garbage for you! Made from only the finest trash, adorned in the highest quality cringe, comes the mousepad of your dreams! The new Live, Laugh, Love of the modern age!

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