 This Tortoise is a perfect replacement for the real thing (The Streamer) during the day. Simply slap it onto a water bottle, computer, phone case, or whatever else you want because I'm not going anywhere any time soon!

Mobile Tortoise Unit (MTU)

That's right! simply fill this mug with whatever drink you so desire and take a nice sip. Voila! I've singlehandedly delivered a drink straight to you, and to your own home too!

Pairs well with the blanket!

Tortoise's Drink Delivery Service

 This blanket here will make your streams feel ten times as cozy by simply wearing this silly little blanket. (TheGaming_Tortoise is not responsible for a lack of coziness while applying the blanket at any time)

Also pairs well with the mug!

Stream Enjoyment Amplifier 2000

 Have you ever wanted to yell to the world, "Hey! I watch a random guy on twitch who isn't even partnered yet and I spent money on his channel merch!"

no?

well buy it anyway.

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The Tortoise Tee

 Need your own personal getaway within the comfort of your own closet? Well then search no further with The Tortoise Shell! Simply pull on the patent pending "Safety Strings" and you'll find yourself in your own shell immediately! 

The Tortoise Shell

 Do you have personal problems with the season fall? Is it too cold? Not cold enough? Simply too orange for your taste? Well, It can't help with the dislike of orange, but it will make you feel nice and toasty!

Tortoise's Gamer Gear

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