summer2022

 It's a sticker of the SML logo. Don't waste your money.

SML Sticker

Butter is waiting for you to get all over his body with your mouse. Do it. You filthy tease.... 

Dirty Mousepad

A normal ass hoodie with a normal ass logo on it. No smartass comments or goofy shit on here. Just a logo.
Just, like, enjoy the simple things in life for once.

SML Zip Up Hoodie

Joe's video card died. Help him cover the costs of the new one with this stupid money grab! Why is it more expensive? Because Joe needs the money!

SML Video Card Fund Shirt

Spoiler Alert: They won't. But you can still tell people they might with this awful shirt! 

Someone Might Listen

Somebody asked for it. I made it. It's terrible and you should feel bad if you buy it, but I'll still happily take your money. There's pancakes and norg's face. Buy it. 

Wet Pancakes Shirt

Kiss the cook is all well and good but you know you just set those bagel bites on fire so you don't deserve a kiss, do you now? Eat those burnt bagels in shame, my friend.

Kiss The Fire Apron

Carry a bunch of dumb shit around with this dumb tote bag that you don't need. Use it to carry your worthless games to GameStop for pennies in trade value! 

SML: The Tote Bag

Show your love for all things Balls with the Ball Squad shirt. Look at how adorable Grant is. Isn't he adorable? Wear him. 

Ball Squad Shirt

Don't buy this shirt.  Or do. If you like buttholes, go for it. But sadly that's not Jacob's actual butthole. Just an artist's rendition.

Jacob's Shirt

We all know 5G is going to take over the world and infect our lives. Fight back with this shirt! 

5G Is EVIL

Look at my cats Pork and Bean. Then realize that we have like, way more than that. Help feed our cats by buying this (or any) shirt. All profits go to our cats because they drain our lives and wallets. 

Pork & Bean

It's everybody's favorite cat with cerebellar hypoplasia and she's on a shirt! Buy this thing and show the world how friggin cute our little Peanut is.  

PEANUT Shirt

What's the M in SML stand for? Apparently it stands for Stupid and we like it that way! Show your pride of being weird with this stupid shirt! 

M in Stupid

Celebrate ten entire years of The SML Podcast with this shirt pointing out that nobody listens to us, even after all this time. Maybe one day, Someone Might Listen... 

10 Years

Remember the memory of Peaches with this shirt. Anything I type here makes my cry, so I'll just say I really miss Peaches. :( 

Forever Purrrfect

Piddles is a strange cat. She's our oldest, but still a weirdo. The original weirdo. Look at her licking this bowl. Can physics actually explain that positioning? No? Didn't think so. Buy her shirt. 

Piddles is Unique

It's Potato in a box. And Potato don't give any flips about you or whatever you're looking at. So yeah. Buy it! 

SML Store of Money Grabs

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